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 September 26th,
2030 7:20 pm
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"And I'm the sadist
Like the mayor of the badlands
And you're tired, you're oh so fuckin' tired
And your homes let it slide, let the bad guys in behind
Now they're making with your honey, with your freedom and your money
And you're fucked, oughta say it, save it for a rainy day it,
'Cause baby, you're addicted
You're addicted
Fuck you, fuck you, you're, fuck... ing addicted."
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August 21st,
2009 9:43 am
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[Warded to Eva Macnair]
i need advice. Someone wants me to go running with them every day, at 7 am. how would you get out of this? i don't mind the runnin part because its good for you, its the 7 am. i already suggested 7 pm because i am okay with evenings but 7 am is really early.
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August 12th,
2009 10:01 am
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I found a really big stick yesterday. very straight but a really big fuckin stick. i'm not sure what to do with it, but I think its a good sign.
big stick!
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June 5th,
2009 9:58 pm
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[Warded to the current DMLE] well fuck
it's not quiet anymore. there's a pincushin outside the building.
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May 31st,
2009 5:01 pm
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[Warded to DMLE - charmed to ring annoyingly]
i found some people. Well, crunchy people. in the rubbish. it's still a little hot in here but I covered 'em up.
can someone bring me new trousers, i tore mine.
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May 13th,
2009 10:04 am
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There is some weird shite you can find in books. For instance did you know that during mating season, the testicles of some fruit bats become so swollen that flight becomes impossible? Christ, can you imagine having bollocks so big you can't fly? I guess that means the women bats come to him which would be nice. Like, hey laydees come here I got some big bollocks for you, come sex with me and we'll make pretty bat babies.
Have you ever seen a baby bat? I don't think I have, but they've got to be weird little fuckers. Also, imagine bat wings coming out of a bat-fanny, yeah? Shite, I ain't even a girl and thinking about that makes me hurt. I wouldn't mind giant bollocks though.
One might be wondering why I am talking about bat testes, but apparently this is 'imperative information' if one is going to live somewhere there contains bats. Not that I'm planning on moving anytime soon, but it was one of those thoughts, so I looked up something about where to move and then ended up reading shite about bat testicles. It's all rubbish though.
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